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Wintermute • upvoted 16 items 3 hours ago

“Her Toes Fell Off Into My Hand”: 50 Moments That Changed Healthcare Workers Forever

Sorry not sorry, but someone better call the 5-0 on me because I'd be administering a lethal dose of slow death on a certain child shooter >:-(

“Her Toes Fell Off Into My Hand”: 50 Moments That Changed Healthcare Workers Forever

Such simple wishes and such a momentous moment. Life isn't about winning an award; life is about coffee with one's spouse while the birds are singing.

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

ADHD life.

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

Not slùtty!

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

And a liar.

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Wintermute • commented on 5 posts 3 hours ago

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

I'm a third of the way there!

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Or their tapeworm slipped out.

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

I'm a third of the way there!

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Or their tapeworm slipped out.

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

How about just termination?

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

The look on that guy's face tells me he listens to an alpha amount of bro-based podcasts.

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

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Wintermute • upvoted 13 items 1 day ago

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I don't think sexual freedom means what you think it means.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I don't think sexual freedom means what you think it means.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

No, didn't you read the post. EVERYONE made excuses. I recall a massive outcry as well, but apparently we're wrong.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

This person sounds like an assh01e.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

Too young for a first date.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I worked at a department store from 2000 to 2010 and the children's clothing department sold clothes for little girls as young as 4 that looked like something a 22 year old would wear to go clubbing.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

How did being overweight and homely make you assume these women were religious? And why was it necessary to describe any of their looks at all?

30 Weird But True Facts About Royals

And more power to him

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

It is possible though we never know until the time comes but we did have one plane miss its target that day because of some heroes.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

No one beats a singer like Chris Brown

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Dude. Kendrick Lamar rapped about it at the Super Bowl. Nobodys forgotten about it

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Let's face it: the sexual revolution of the 1960's was for men. So they could have consequence-free s*x with whoever they wanted to and feel just fine about it. A whole generation of men at that time came to see this as entirely normal and desirable and raised their sons the same way. I grew up as a girl in the 1970s and much popular culture constantly exhorted girls to be s**y by our preteen years. It was the adult, modern way to live, we were told. It's only in the last thirty years or so that we've begun to reap the harvest of the lies woven into that culture.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

At the time he was certainly condemned in the media. But somehow his career has recovered.

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Wintermute • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Key words: At least.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Key words: At least.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I don't think sexual freedom means what you think it means.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

No, didn't you read the post. EVERYONE made excuses. I recall a massive outcry as well, but apparently we're wrong.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

This person sounds like an assh01e.

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Wintermute • commented on a post 2 days ago

45 Disappearances, Weird Coincidences, And Other Mysteries Shared By People Who Experienced Them

The way it's written is better. It gives context clues to how the story relates to the person, and how they express it from their pov through their voice. Being technically correct isn't always the best form of storytelling.

Wintermute • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Most Heroic Or Selfless Thing You Ever Saw Someone Do Without Getting Credit For It? (Closed)

Wintermute • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, Share Cool DIY Ideas For Halloween (Closed)

Wintermute • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What's A Common Stereotype That Gets On Your Nerves? (Closed)

Wintermute • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Small Mistakes That Became Big Out Of A Sudden?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Do That You're Not Sure Anyone Else Does? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats One Thing About Society You Would Change?

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Relive One Moment Of Your Life, What Would You Do? (Closed)

Wintermute • submitted 8 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Moment When You Realized You Were In A Toxic Friendship Or Relationship?

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Wanted To Do But Never Did? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Have You Dodged A Bullet Either Literally Or Figuratively? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If A Zombie Apocalypse Had Started? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Book Quote? (Closed)

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Wintermute • submitted 4 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Best Roast You Ever Said To Someone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Heroic Or Selfless Thing You Ever Saw Someone Do Without Getting Credit For It? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Were Some Of Your Childhood Fears? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something A Stranger Did To You To Make Your Day Brighter? (Closed)

Wintermute • commented on 5 posts 3 hours ago

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

I'm a third of the way there!

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Or their tapeworm slipped out.

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

How about just termination?

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

The look on that guy's face tells me he listens to an alpha amount of bro-based podcasts.

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

Wintermute • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Key words: At least.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I don't think sexual freedom means what you think it means.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

No, didn't you read the post. EVERYONE made excuses. I recall a massive outcry as well, but apparently we're wrong.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

This person sounds like an assh01e.

Wintermute • commented on 3 posts 2 days ago

45 Disappearances, Weird Coincidences, And Other Mysteries Shared By People Who Experienced Them

Massive Skepticism After Air India Crash Survivor Discusses In Detail How He Got Out Of The Boeing

For real. All the text was just recounting the story, but the highlighted quotes from random goons online were complete non sequiturs about conspiracies? No context? No follow up? No proof? Is this what new is nowadays? If it doesn't include rabble-rousing and conspiracies it just doesn't count?

37 Spicy And Unfiltered Questions Women Asked Men Online And Got Honest Responses

If this is referring to s*x, then chances are I'm thinking about baseball, or housework, or stock prices, or anything to buy myself enough distraction to let you finish. If a lady has a "long fuse" then it's incumbent upon a good partner to maintain that balance between keeping it up, but not getting it off for as long as necessary. I consider it a very fun challenge. XD

Wintermute • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

50 Times People Captured Something Unexplainable In A Picture

Heeeeey, this was recently featured on Ghost Files from Watcher TV on Youtube (Shane and Ryan, a couple goofy dudes go ghost hunting). Check it out if you have some time. It's fun.

50 Times People Captured Something Unexplainable In A Picture

Look at the very left hand edge of the photo where the mirror is barely showing. The TV is a bit distracting and has nothing to do with it.

50 Times People Captured Something Unexplainable In A Picture

Wintermute • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

50 Cool And Interesting Medical Facts You Might Not Know About Your Own Body And Health

As long as it's not all at once.

50 Cool And Interesting Medical Facts You Might Not Know About Your Own Body And Health

Google it. There's a whole documentary about savants featuring this guy. He's one of, if not the only, recorded savant with typical social function. It's pretty amazing.

“I Have (Almost) No Eye Colour”: 40 Fascinating And Wild Things That Can Happen To The Human Body (New Pics)

I can only imagine how good that'd feel to pull out. 😩

50 Unhinged Tumblr Posts That Are Just The Right Kind Of Chaotic (New Pics)

And failed.

Wintermute • upvoted 17 items 6 hours ago

“Her Toes Fell Off Into My Hand”: 50 Moments That Changed Healthcare Workers Forever

Sorry not sorry, but someone better call the 5-0 on me because I'd be administering a lethal dose of slow death on a certain child shooter >:-(

“Her Toes Fell Off Into My Hand”: 50 Moments That Changed Healthcare Workers Forever

Such simple wishes and such a momentous moment. Life isn't about winning an award; life is about coffee with one's spouse while the birds are singing.

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

ADHD life.

50 Funny Memes That You’ll Probably Enjoy If You Think You’re Smart (New Pics)

I'm a third of the way there!

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

How about just termination?

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Why?

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Nothing wrong with this one. They might have met at a gym, or maybe the gym is a passion they share. This isn't really different from proposing at a concert.

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

Cute! Maybe they met there, or they both work there!

40 Gym Fails That Might Make You Want To Cancel Your Membership Immediately

If that's where they met or if it's a significant location for them, go ahead.

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

So wrong to mess with someone young enough to be your child. Ick 😖

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

Sounds like a well thought of fix for a problem to you both had, kudos to you both!

“I Slept With My Best Friend’s Mom”: 39 People Share What Happened Next

Not slùtty!

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

He's effectively blacklisted from a lot of Hollywood. Not everyone has let it slide.

“The Look On Her Face Was Priceless”: 40 Of The Most Horrible Dates Witnessed By Restaurant Staff

And a liar.

Wintermute • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

Dude. Kendrick Lamar rapped about it at the Super Bowl. Nobodys forgotten about it

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

It is possible though we never know until the time comes but we did have one plane miss its target that day because of some heroes.

36 Famous People Who Did Evil Things In The Past, But The World Sort Of Ignored It

I don't think sexual freedom means what you think it means.

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